Fanon: BIGBROTHERBIGBROTHERBIGBROTHERBIGBROTHER

Canon: I’m gonna prank call Lithuania and Poland.

Fanon: MARRYMEMARRYMEMARRYMEMARRYME

Canon: America, why are your ghosts such cowardly dicks?

Fanon: *sees someone next to Russia* DIEEEE!

Canon: *has been zoning out for the past half hour*